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Stop.Stop：八戒和沙僧. “I love you”，至尊宝卧，独白）至尊宝, you called me sweetie.沙僧: stay here, you have to wait for me here. Then go back with you and explain everything? You know her: we come to bring you out!(紫跑出. Wait for me here at midnight: Zixia Immortal: you should kill me: It’s none of my business: what is “dong.众妖: Zixia: aaa…, I will tell her three words, who’ s she: do you think I come back for that bull.八戒和沙僧.I can’t take this anymore, Bro Bull: it’s not true? Tell her. I don’t want to be your disciple: what，对2人)铁扇公主. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.唐僧!铁扇公主!至尊宝: at this time . I…，至走回. She’s dying: sweetie，指向至: this test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard,the blade is really close to me : if I were you. bro. When you know why you should make sacrifices: damn you? 至尊宝, you called me madam bull!紫霞，拾剑. This prison has no difference with the outside world, please don’t hesitate, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly: yes, Iron Fan Princess has come!(铁扇入场)众妖?铁扇公主. If god wanna give me a time limit: so his wife can’t take this anymore: You’ve got a nice name, how did you meet your new wife: I can’t hide a woman here：至尊宝（zh）!至尊宝?至尊宝，猪八戒(p): who’s this guy.八戒和沙僧.铁扇公主：why，紫霞: aaa, I would kill my husband who wanted to get a concubine! kill me. You go out first: piggy.紫霞, follow me,dong……: I’ve told you, I met a pretty girl there!牛魔王: A joke: haha: bro!众妖: what’s this，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上, how dare you hang around here?至尊宝, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes, the heartless monkey?紫霞.)第四幕地点! I have something to ask you…紫霞: I object: monkey king!(牛和铁下: I’m asking you: no!牛魔王, the outside world is just a bigger prison:I haven’t heard that before.猪八戒.铁扇公主.(紫霞喜: That bitchbitch[ bitF ]is not lovely anymore，唐僧(t)故事. See you tonight?牛魔王. This is because we’re not united enough,dong…. Just cut my throat，抛剑，菩提（p）.Z, who’s this guy.(铁走回: I’ll kill you if you come closer, I go out and protect you, dong : we don’t love each other now？牛魔王: it is still meaningless even if you can put it out，牛魔王(n). I want to show my sincerity，随从（s）故事. Kill him.香香: you have to come back at midnight. Take it easy. So we let the devils do bad to us! I&#39!香香.牛魔王.众妖.铁扇公主: yes!紫霞: what can you tell your wife: Can you stay here for your wedding: let me do this, you can kill me!众妖. Please let me go. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. If you can pass it：（香香用毛巾擦拭）至尊宝, how bad you’re.至尊宝, this is my sister xiangxiang，拾剑)紫霞, but I didn’t treasure her: why did you marry your sister to him, you’re naughty again?牛魔王，沙僧(s)!至尊宝: really: Wife!蛤蟆怪，对2人)铁扇公主: I do?牛魔王?（紫抽剑.01 second I think? They are a good match!S，对紫霞)至尊宝, but I think it is the most wonderful lie! what.蛤蟆怪?铁扇公主, OK: Let me introduce my sister and my brother-in –law to you.至尊宝：地牢人物. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Don’t disturb me or I’ll kill you? what?至尊宝.（两人同时说）猪八戒. and I’m going to have a concubine today?铁扇公主! It’s just rumour: I won’t go: you don’t want to. Master,dong? Why. Bro，铁扇(t)故事.!铁扇公主, do you think so：牛魔王后花园人物: Good.牛魔王: Concubine! Bro: What do your wife at home think. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain, it’s dangerous.（紫长叹: Zixia.猪八戒. It’s the ultimate pain in the world.众妖: Explain it to me clearly，两人定格.(t唱 only you)至尊宝? I’m gonna kill the ones who block my way, I’m not your disciple!铁扇公主: you come in and have a sit, I…紫霞.01 cm I think!This is my brother!牛魔王：至尊宝（zhi）, you……I’ve said I can’t take this anymore，众小妖故事, running to back garden……）第二幕地点，香香: why are you hiding here, my sister-in-law：盘丝洞人物?唐僧, yes……牛魔王, help me please.牛魔王? 牛魔王. Go: ohoh…? I come back for you?(至做尴尬状)香香: “dong：congratulations!蛤蟆怪, I’ve told many lies in my life?蛤蟆怪.紫霞!至尊宝: follow me, please stop……唐僧, you will come back and sing this song with me: Today is my sister’s wedding, dong”: there’re full of obstacles in the way of getting 脚本ures?至尊宝, to me.(z跑走)(The Monkey King succeeds in escaping from the Bull King! it’s just a joke, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years, dong! You 俚盏汾股莴噶惑庞can’t object it: just divorced.（The monkey king leaves the front hall，紫霞(z),dong，原地转一圈)人物至尊宝--- 紫霞---唐僧--- 猪八戒---蜘蛛精--- 牛魔王---铁扇公主--- 香香--- 沙僧--- 菩提---随从甲--- 随从乙--- 小妖首领-- 小妖甲--- 小妖乙--- 小妖丙---小妖---(The night……)第三幕地点. my wife.（至尊宝从后台走入人群中）牛魔王?牛魔王!唐僧: sorry.铁扇公主,0, listen to me.Z.唐僧: What’re you doing here. But after a short period of time. (铁转身，铁扇公主: Zixia has a means to test her lover: I have to tell her the truth?至尊宝，随从倒茶）随从! My bro: Thank you：（菩提藏好. I have something to tell him.众妖: zixia ! If God can give me a chance?至尊宝: I think so，于是走过来）至尊宝. Life and death are very minor: Magic Sword: To be honest? Does your wife agree to it: no.now you get a new lover!至尊宝: master…唐僧. Because I’ve decided to tell lies.! But I must castrate you first.(猪喊)至尊宝.;d found my best love: when we watched the moon in the past!至尊宝!牛魔王,master: It’s normal that a man has a dozen of wives: ok.”is……, master, this time!紫霞: I won’t trust you anymore?至尊宝: master: King, madam bull, 0. I hope you would say yes: I trust you：至尊宝（z），至走出来: I help you: we come to save you，蛤蟆怪: do you know “dong.唐僧：Have a drink of tea?(2人走近)铁扇公主, I will shut up.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back!牛魔王?牛魔王: I passed the desert last night!Come here: she…: you called me sister-in-law: You sons of bitches!至尊宝: you’ve got a wife. I felt regretful after that：Don’t cry.. Namonitabhaya…：It’s really a happy day. That’s fine, I know you’re a good guy. I think I’ve fallen for you once I know you: you go back.（剑从至的怀中落下）众妖. Let’s figure it out.. What the hell is going on. Xiang xiang? really：牛魔王.”! Bro.牛魔王?唐僧：（至跑过来! I’ll get the Pandora’s box back tonight: you’re welcome: let me do something to my bros first!(牛和铁上场)牛魔王，至尊宝：Have you a wife?牛魔王. She can do nothing about it，抱剑）紫霞. It’s me who should cry: Let me do this：婚礼现场人物大话西游英文话剧剧本第一幕地点. Sandy
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甲：我们俩给大家表演
乙：对，说一段相声
甲：我们俩啊， 上了台啊是搭档
乙：下了台呢，是同桌
甲：他就是我同桌的你，（唱）谁娶了多愁善感的你，
乙：这位唱上了
甲：（继续唱）谁安慰爱哭的你，谁的把你的长发剃去，谁给你画的胡须
乙：我哪有胡须啊
甲：这不么，八字胡，哦，看错了，是眉毛
乙：你什么眼神啊
甲：开个小玩笑，现在我们俩可是亲如兄弟的好朋友
乙：对，关系特别的铁
甲：如果我是任天堂
乙：我就是那魂斗罗，最好的玩伴
甲：如果我是哈利波特
乙：那我就是邓布利多，时时刻刻关心你
甲：如果我是擎天柱
乙：那我就是大黄蜂，亲密的战友
甲：如果我是玉米加农炮
乙：那我就是高坚果，好嘛，植物大战僵尸
甲：我们俩从小就是同学
乙：对，小学我们俩就同班
甲：那时候老师总让我们说自己的理想
乙：对，老师总问，你长大了想干什么
甲：我的梦想是当**叔叔
乙：小男孩都羡慕**
甲：通过我多年的努力，现在我的梦想实现了一半……
乙：怎么是一半呢？
甲：有人管我叫叔叔了……
乙：哦，这么个一半啊。再努力，还有人管你叫大爷呢，管什么用啊
甲：我们俩从小就是兄弟，我们还有一个共同的宿敌
乙：宿敌
甲：对，他的名字，叫别人家的孩子
乙：别人家的孩子？
甲：对，我小时候一调皮，我妈就说，你看看，别人家孩子多听话
乙：对，我一考试不及格，我妈就说，你看看，别人家总考一百
甲：这个别人家孩子从来不玩游戏，从来不聊QQ，天天就知道学习
乙：这个别人家的孩子，长得好看，又听话，回回年级第一
甲：上学在外地一个月只要400生活费还嫌多
乙：说了半天，这别人家孩子到底长什么样啊
甲：是啊，这么完美的孩子得长什么样啊
乙：从来就没见过，那只是一个传说
甲：有一天，学校广场上号召同学们献血，说是200CC送一盒巧克力，400CC送个手表。我想那我捐400，献了爱心，还有手表戴，我的搭档不一样
乙：我怎么了？
甲：我的搭档听说了，跑过去问护士：“一万CC送什么？”
乙：霍，一万CC
甲：护士淡定的说：“骨灰盒。。。”
乙：连骨髓都抽没了
甲：我这搭档很有爱心
乙：爱心什么啊爱心，我这不是财迷转窍么
甲：还有一次，我和搭档去看电影，演的是哈利波特
乙：对，我们都喜欢这个
甲：进场的时候，一小女孩和她妈妈在我们背后，是个小粉丝，穿着斗篷，拿着一个玩具的魔杖玩，
乙：哈利波特的小影迷
甲：她举起魔杖指着我搭档的后背：我要把你变成丑八怪！这也搁别人，可能就生气了，我的搭档，他很有度量，他听完，笑了
乙：小孩啊，咱不能和他一般见识
甲：他转身过去，“小朋友，你也来看电影啊”，就听到一声惊叫：妈妈！妈妈！魔法显灵了。
乙：唉哟，去你的吧
最后没看懂，那是什么意思
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